http://realkato.com/blog.php?pid=1328 Real Kato Comments en-us Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:44:41 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Ken's RSS Script http://realkato.com/blog.php?pid=1328 If you happened to be driving by our house last night (which you weren't, because we live in the section of town known as "the boonies"), you would have seen clouds of billowy white smoke pouring out of every orifice of the house, and a few orifices of me and Amy. We THOUGHT we had pressed the "Self Clean" button on the oven, but apparently, we pressed the "Generate Toxic Smoke" button. You know, oven manufacturers really ought to remove that button.<br/><br/>This may have <i>something</i> to do with the layer of turkey grease that lines the bottom of the oven. Apparently, that is the fuel that enables the Generate Toxic Smoke button to work.<br/><br/>Now, some ten hours later, the house still smells of smoke, and the cats are still angry at us. "Hey, providers-of-food-and-cleaners-of-litterboxes, what's up with the smoke, yo? Also, we need more dangly bits of string."<br/><br/> Ken Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:26:09 +0000 http://realkato.com/blog.php?pid=1328