Comment by Alan H.

Alan H. — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 14:46:57 +0000

I would totally buy that album.

Maybe I Saw the Future

Ken — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 10:45:08 +0000

Normally no one really wants to hear about the dream you had last night. Along with your views on politics, it's right up there on the list of "topics you talk about for your own pleasure".

So in other words, it's perfect blog material.

This one really is interesting, though. At least, I thought so. I dreamed that Amy Sedaris had released a new Christmas CD, and she was on a talk show promoting it. This probably had something to do with seeing Amy Sedaris on "The Colbert Report" a few nights back. Anyway, I don't remember all of the tracks, but I remember a few of them:

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3. You Can't Have Nosy Neighbors If You Wanna F--- Around
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7. All Night Red Bull Party
8. I Stole My Friend's Insulin
9. Funerals Suck
...

I also don't know what these had to do with Christmas, but I suppose that's the nature of dreams.

Ms. Sedaris, if you choose to produce a new album, feel free to use these ideas. Merry Christmas.