Comment by Timothy Ross (Guest)

Timothy Ross (Guest) — Sun, 07 Aug 2005 21:56:39 +0000

Just a quick word of advice...

Confess your dying love BEFORE winning the eating contest.

Comment by olafandyjon (Guest)

olafandyjon (Guest) — Sun, 07 Aug 2005 16:40:20 +0000

See, that's the beauty of drinking red wine. You get to drink every day and it actually helps you! OK, maybe it's not as much fun because you don't actually drink to get drunk this way. I think you should cut out the caffeine and salty snacks instead of dropping the alcohol.

Do you like fish? Salmon is truly the wonder food. Lowfat, chock full of Omega-3s to help reduce cholesterol...add some of that to your diet and you can certainly rationalize keeping up the drinking. It's worked for me. :D Sort of.

Speaking of the hot dog eating record, have you seen the Competitive Eating competitions they showed on ESPN? Each round was a different food. It was like watching a train wreck. I just couldn't look away.

Death Comes Like a Pizza

Ken — Sun, 07 Aug 2005 02:28:55 +0000

Don't forget to tip the delivery person.