Oh, You Fat Penguin

Comment by Speaker (Guest)

Speaker (Guest) — Mon, 16 May 2005 17:45:42 +0000

hmmm...what would be a derrogatory statement for THAT combo? I mean, I've dated a "twinkie"..... but i'm not sure what kind of pastry that would make you...

she was also a "banana"...can't think of a good fruit either...

Comment by Ken

Ken — Mon, 16 May 2005 16:48:00 +0000

Umm, I am Japanese. But that doesn't mean I can't be possessed by the Angry Chinese Driver.

Comment by Speaker (Guest)

Speaker (Guest) — Mon, 16 May 2005 15:17:53 +0000

damn, and i thought you were japanese....there goes that assuming again....poor uma thurman...

Comment by Ken

Ken — Fri, 10 Dec 2004 02:16:28 +0000

you're possessed by william shatner?

javi, let me say, i'm in awe of your fantastic livejournal entries. but that's about all the butt-kissing i'm going to do, because you apparently already have a legion of kowtowing minions to butter your bun.

Comment by Javi (Guest)

Javi (Guest) — Fri, 10 Dec 2004 02:02:05 +0000

dude. best. blog. ever.

i am often possessed by the spirit of a man who is exactly like me in every way. it's weird.

Oh, You Fat Penguin

Ken — Wed, 08 Dec 2004 23:43:19 +0000

A story of how I am visited by three spirits. No, not those three spirits.