Son of Jor-El, Kneel Before Zod

Comment by Crouching Hamster (Guest)

Crouching Hamster (Guest) — Fri, 08 Apr 2005 08:12:52 +0000

You are brave. I used to have to go to another floor, or sometimes LEAVE the building, or occaisionally GO HOME FOR LUNCH. But that's when I was in my twenties.

One day, in my thirties (at the Attorney General's Office, no less), I had to get over my shyness. It took my three tries to get to the ladies room and find it unoccupied. (Sometimes you just go in there and wash your hands.) And then, just when I thought the coast was clear, right in the middle of it, our office manager came in. It was all over.

By the way, I have amazing sphincter muscles. Or whatever.

Comment by Steve (Guest)

Steve (Guest) — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 13:46:30 +0000

Maybe Superman has a high-strength steel toilet in the FoS, so he can really let go and clear those bowels. I mean, your typical porcelain toilet would probably shatter if S put his full strength into a poo, but it must built up a lot of intestinal stress having to hold back and control those muscles all the time.

Comment by Nicholas (Guest)

Nicholas (Guest) — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 10:48:01 +0000

Did you mean Zogg?

http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/zogg/zogg1.html

I don't really remember Super Man.

Comment by Nicholas (Guest)

Nicholas (Guest) — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 10:35:43 +0000

The newspaper in the stall is pretty gross.

I agree with the stall being a fortress. Once inside, no one should talk to you. I can talk at a urinal, but not from a stall. Also, once inside the stall I am permitted to make any nasty sound required. Everyone makes horrible, horrible sounds sometimes while crapping. The stall is the proper place for this, and it has to happen. So I do not hold back or feel any shame.

Son of Jor-El, Kneel Before Zod

Ken — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 22:31:58 +0000

No one enters the Fortress of Solitude.