Ken's Tacky Christmas Tour

Comment by olafandyjon (Guest)

olafandyjon (Guest) — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:46:01 +0000

How much do you think that electric bill is going to be?

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 18:30:27 +0000

Update: Jesus in Toyland is at the corner of Ten Ten Rd and Landsburg.

Comment by Jenn (Guest)

Jenn (Guest) — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:44:27 +0000

I saw a house tonight that had Happy Birthday Jesus spelled out in lights, it was so big that it covered the entire side of the house. I'm guessing that they've already ordered the cake and party favors.

Comment by Nicholas (Guest)

Nicholas (Guest) — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 07:38:54 +0000

Thanks

Comment by MonoCerdo (Guest)

MonoCerdo (Guest) — Fri, 16 Dec 2005 18:07:01 +0000

Happy Birthday Jesus almost killed me I laughed so hard. Maybe this is how I will celebrate Christmas from now on. As a birthday party for Jesus, with hats and balloons and grocery store cake. So, how many candles would that be? I may have to purchase in bulk.

Also, this is exactly the kind of gaudy shit I'm going to be forced to look at from the back seat of the car when I go back to Ohio in a week. CAN'T WAIT!

Comment by Ken

Ken — Fri, 16 Dec 2005 11:08:27 +0000

#3 is in Cary, on Tarbert Dr just south of Cary Parkway.

#2 is in Garner, on Cotton Bolt Ct, near Hwy 50.

#1 is south of Raleigh, on Ten-Ten Road. I don't remember the exactly where; I think it's not far from Hwy 401.

Comment by Nicholas (Guest)

Nicholas (Guest) — Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:53:29 +0000

No addresses or street names? No neighborhoods?

Comment by Noelle (Guest)

Noelle (Guest) — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 15:29:18 +0000

OH MY GOD. I wish I lived in the south...

Comment by Crouching Hamster (Guest)

Crouching Hamster (Guest) — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 13:09:45 +0000

Nice par-tay, Jesus!

Check out this display (scroll down):
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/circulation/santa_baby_just_slip_a_bloody_and_mangled_dolls_head_under_the_tree_29401.asp

Christmas, New York-style.

Mmmm. Yep.

Comment by Ken

Ken — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:24:08 +0000

This made me think of that scene from "Full Metal Jacket", where those Marine recruits were all singing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus. :lol:

Comment by Jenn (Guest)

Jenn (Guest) — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:28:54 +0000

About 10 years ago, my cousin (I think he was about 5 at the time) decided that on Christmas, we should have a birthday cake for Jesus. So my aunt ordered a birthday cake and had "happy birthday Jesus" written on it, and then we all had to sing. Which you know, Jesus is the Reason for the Season and all that, but it was a little strange.

Ken's Tacky Christmas Tour

Ken — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:53:27 +0000

The top three loudest Christmas displays I've found so far this year.