Just What We Need, More Britney

Comment by Steve (Guest)

Steve (Guest) — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 13:53:51 +0000

Frankly, I'll probably be too busy watching Pam Anderson in Stacked to catch up with Britney.
Maybe they should just go for broke and make a reality show with Britney, Christina, Jessica and Ashlee. I already have a title they could use, "BitchSlap" (not that I think any of them are b's, but that's probably what it would devolve to in every episode). Or maybe "The Real World...of Spoiled Starlets Who Have Far Too Much Money, Power and Fame for There Own or Anybody Else's Good and I Wish They'd All Just Leave the Rest of Us Alone for a Little While." Is that too long for a t-shirt?

Comment by MonoCerdo (Guest)

MonoCerdo (Guest) — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 01:52:12 +0000

Crouching Hamster, I can't wait to see if you use flushable litter or "the other kind."

Comment by Crouching Hamster (Guest)

Crouching Hamster (Guest) — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 01:08:11 +0000

I didn't want to rain on Britney's parade, but Fox has approached me to do a reality series of me cleaning my apartment. It will run for five weeks - one episode for each room, and then the finale - where I brush my cats and change the litter box.

I'm getting breast implants before they start filming. But if anyone asks, they're real.

Just What We Need, More Britney

Ken — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 23:47:22 +0000

Britney Spears has signed up with UPN to do a reality TV show based on her engagement and marriage.