Breaking News: Bush May Have Smoked Marijuana

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 23:20:48 +0000

Smoke a little wead... er, weed. It'll make your head hurt less. And if you feel morally ambiguous about it, just say to yourself: WWWD (What Would W Do?)

Comment by Jenn (Guest)

Jenn (Guest) — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 23:03:02 +0000

You can only imagine how hard I laughed they played the tapes on TV and the first thing W. says is say "Mr. Wead..." And I thought, dude, if that's a code name and he's talking about pot, come on, George! I always thought you were a little on the dull side, but jeez!

And the cocaine! Kids will think it's OK to try cocaine? God, W. makes my head hurt.

Comment by Cori (Guest)

Cori (Guest) — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 13:31:30 +0000

I don't get it.

Bush's cocaine addiction is well-known; why is coke okay, but admitting to smoking pot a bad example?

Or is it just that he has impoverished the nation to the extent that he doesn't expect kids to be able to afford coke anymore, so it's alright?

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 09:39:57 +0000

Yeah, I thought it was a made-up name. Doug Wead and his friends: Barry Pott, Mary Jane Wana, and Pastor Dutchie.

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Comment by Crouching Hamster (Guest)

Crouching Hamster (Guest) — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 00:05:17 +0000

Doug Wead?

Breaking News: Bush May Have Smoked Marijuana

Ken — Sun, 20 Feb 2005 15:48:15 +0000

Okay, I guess that's not really a surprise to most of us.