Catching Up, Part 2

Comment by MonoCerdo (Guest)

MonoCerdo (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 23:13:31 +0000

Ok, I was in my car driving home from teaching my class when this started, but I made a mental tally & saved up all my drinks for when I got home and HOLLLY FKUSCING sHYET!!!

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:17:27 +0000

Bush will poop out the babies Cheney has eaten, and we will adopt them and love them! uuuurp!

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:08:13 +0000

Wow, this speech is much worse than I even imagined it could have been... and we are getting far drunker than I thought we would.

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:06:30 +0000

good times...good times. My brother should be home from Af-turd-stant-inople soon. God I hope. I think I have reason to bitch, I voted AND have to live with the outcome.

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:03:13 +0000

I am de-runk hear me snore....... We need to snow babies that Cheney does not eat with love, on Girls Gone Wild videos VIA the Bush Twins

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:02:22 +0000

I am no longer responsible for whatever Amy says...

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:00:44 +0000

He said "activist courts". That's close enough to "judicial activism". And did he say our children need direction in love?

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:57:25 +0000

HUMAN TALENT?? DID YOU SEE AMERICAN IDOL 5 TONIGHT?? humm monkey boy?

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:56:19 +0000

He wants to ground our children?

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:55:03 +0000

So I started "Pre Drinking" I still did not consume any babies during the making of this State Of The Union Address. Did he just say Corn Liquor?

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:54:41 +0000

Wait, we're gonna run our cars on wood?

Got any wood?

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:53:57 +0000

Oh, oh, oh....

"Clean Coal", AND NU-CU-LAR!!!

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:52:53 +0000

Medi Who?? Americans grow dope. But not like the Columbians. Look at the monkey. (Cheney ate 3 more babies!)

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:52:22 +0000

Here it comes...

Here it comes...

"health savings plan" AND "small business"! Make it a double!

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:50:36 +0000

Note to Amy: DRUNKEN BLOGGING IS FUN!

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:49:59 +0000

Sheesh, he's trying to push the Social Security thing again. Hey, if you didn't ask for that PRIVATIZATION thing, that might have happened LAST year. Partisanship? That's YOU, George.

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:48:50 +0000

Hillary said, "I saw Cheney eating a baby"

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:47:26 +0000

gddgccGhgxxcnbZ n s74rt785rv 8 r r ra6 You are touching my nipple KEN!!

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:45:43 +0000

TAX CUTS, YESSSSS

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:45:09 +0000

They should fear Cheney!! he ate a baby!

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:41:06 +0000

Patriot Act = ASSBAGGERY

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:40:03 +0000

OMG, look at one side of the aisle applauding the Patriot Act. And hey, here he goes about his illegal wiretapping.

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:37:46 +0000

ooohhh Nu Cu Lar!! Shit I have to finish my dang drink, Cheney downed another baby.

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:35:57 +0000

NU-CU-LAR! NU-CU-LAR!

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:35:13 +0000

Hastert IS Porky

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:30:35 +0000

Ugh, look at him mention the American military to pick up cheap applause. LOOK AT HIM SMIRKING.

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:28:58 +0000

They did not make enough vodka for this show...

Comment by Amy (Guest)

Amy (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:26:01 +0000

I just saw Dick chug a baby

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:24:09 +0000

Dang, the word "freedom" alone is going to make us drunk.

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:22:41 +0000

AND he's said it in reference to Iranians!

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:21:40 +0000

"Freedom" in the first minute! Drink!

And there it is again! And again!

Comment by Ken

Ken — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:19:19 +0000

Dennis Hastert lives in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Dang, I should have put Coretta Scott King on the list.

Comment by Crouching Hamster (Guest)

Crouching Hamster (Guest) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:33:05 +0000

Nice post!
I'll be playing the game.

Catching Up, Part 2

Ken — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 22:28:48 +0000

Coulter assbaggery; Hamas and Pita; the upcoming Iran War; Rice and Beans; the State of the Union (drinking game!).