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Today's Lessons
Tuesday, 2005 April 26 - 10:10 pm
Valuable tips!

Here are your lessons for today. There will be a quiz tomorrow.

1. If you own a portable clothes steamer, you are probably a girl. Unless, of course, you are ME.

2. The phrase "you are ME" is grammatically incorrect, but the phrase "you are I" doesn't sound right.

3. When using a portable clothes steamer, it is wise to heed the boldly printed warning:



4. After steaming one's favorite shirt, it is wise to brush one's teeth before actually putting the shirt on, especially if one's propensity for drooling has been aggravated by a scalding.

5. It does not do much good to buy "bun-length" hot dogs when all you have are hamburger buns.

6. A clothes steamer should not be used as a hot dog warmer. (This lesson occurred to me without actually trying it. But I was tempted.)

7. It is not a good idea to eat a mustard-covered hot dog in an improperly-sized bun while wearing one's second-favorite shirt.
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Comment #1 from Nicholas (Guest)
2005 Apr 27 - 8:36 am : #
What? No picture of the shirt?

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