Real Kato Blog: I'm Gettin' PAID

Today was a Good Day. Good Days are something that should be appreciated.

So first, the insurance adjuster has quoted my piranha-chewed bumper as being good for $325. That is DEFINITELY better than a slap upside the head.

Second, I wrote an e-mail to Dooce about this article and she read it (as far as I can determine from StatCounter).

Third, I found a dollar bill on the sidewalk. A DOLLAR. It's not like finding a penny; finding a dollar actually seems meaningful. (It occurred to me that the phrase "Find a penny, pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck" is retarded. "Up" and "luck" do not rhyme, and "penny" could easily be replaced by any two-syllable word. So the phrase might as well be, "Find a womp-rat, pick it up, all the day you'll use the Force".)

Fourth, my friend Anna and I had dinner, and I love having dinner with Anna.

Fifth, I've got a belly full of scotch.

To anyone who had a bad day today: I'm sorry. Tell me what I can do to make your day better. When I have a good day, I just want to spread the love. I can give you my dollar if you want. I'm all out of womp-rats, though.

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Posted by Ken in: life

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Comment #1 from Anna (Guest)
2005 Jan 20 - 9:39 pm : #

Yes yesterday was bad... but your article made my day today... I love our dinner-days too.

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