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Dating Update | Monday, 2005 May 2 - 12:25 am |
Even though nothing actually happens, I get the feeling that my "dating update" articles are among my most popular. First, I want to clarify something I wrote earlier, when I said that my one litmus-test question was, "Are you funny when you're drunk?" Here are the top five worst answers to that question: "Oh, actually, I don't drink." Egads. "Well, drinking makes me kind of sleepy." So, I guess that would be "no", then. "Not really, but I did tell a funny story in church last Sunday." I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word you just said. "Please tell me what your stance is on alcoholism." This is an ACTUAL response from a girl I wrote to on-line. Apparently her dad died from alcoholism. Oops. "If by 'funny' you mean 'angry and abusive', then yes." Wait, I think I've met you before. Here are the top five best answers to that question: "Yes I am, but then, looks aren't everything." Haw haw. I love the old jokes. "Funny-strange, or funny-ha-ha?" That's my favorite expression EVER. "I'm probably funny when YOU'RE drunk." Jen, you were right on the mark here. "What, am I a CLOWN? Do I AMUSE you?" I'll give you props for doing a Pesci imitation. "Well, you tell me... am I funny right now?" I think I love you. In other news... Mountie Girl changed her profile, and she struck the "no metrosexuals" clause from it. So, I decided to write to her. I asked her about the "no metrosexuals" thing, and I asked her if she did indeed have a thing for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Maybe she didn't appreciate the joke, because the first line of her response was, "I don't usually respond back in these situations..." Um, "these situations"? Well, thanks SO MUCH for lowering yourself enough to write back, Princess Mountie. Sheesh. I'm still in touch with Beth, who seems much nicer. Not sure if that's going anywhere, but we'll see. What I wish I could do is refer girls to this blog, because at this point, that's probably the best way for them to get to know me. And of course, this is where I put all of my best material. But, I have too many salacious details here now. I can't let people know THAT much about me, at least not without a little quid pro quo. I really probably need to date another blogger. Hmm. Is there a combination dating site and blog server out there? |
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