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The Best of All Worlds
Thursday, 2005 March 10 - 9:41 pm
Where would we be without informercials?

I was up late last night, watching television in bed. Flipping through the channels, I saw an informercial for an exercise video. I was about to change the channel again when the name of the video caught my eye.

"Yoga Booty Ballet".

I am not making this up. Yoga Booty Ballet. It's three, three, three things in one! The commercial shows some girls bending into some pseudo-yoga pose, and then all of a sudden they're doing some weird Elaine Benes dance. They wave their arms in the air, shake themselves a little, and every now and then there's a little kick.



Looks great.

From what I can tell, it's yoga, tae bo, and pilates somehow combined together. Surely, if ONE exercise system is good, then a bastard combination of three of them must be EVEN BETTER! You can look THREE TIMES AS RIDICULOUS! Hooray!

That's not even the best part. The best part is that for a limited time, you can get a special bonus.

"Squishy Ball."

It's a ball. It's squishy. It's SQUISHY BALL. I dare you to try to say this with a straight face: "I would like Yoga Booty Ballet with Squishy Ball, please."

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