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The Best of All Worlds | Thursday, 2005 March 10 - 9:41 pm |
Where would we be without informercials? I was up late last night, watching television in bed. Flipping through the channels, I saw an informercial for an exercise video. I was about to change the channel again when the name of the video caught my eye. "Yoga Booty Ballet". I am not making this up. Yoga Booty Ballet. It's three, three, three things in one! The commercial shows some girls bending into some pseudo-yoga pose, and then all of a sudden they're doing some weird Elaine Benes dance. They wave their arms in the air, shake themselves a little, and every now and then there's a little kick. Looks great. From what I can tell, it's yoga, tae bo, and pilates somehow combined together. Surely, if ONE exercise system is good, then a bastard combination of three of them must be EVEN BETTER! You can look THREE TIMES AS RIDICULOUS! Hooray! That's not even the best part. The best part is that for a limited time, you can get a special bonus. "Squishy Ball." It's a ball. It's squishy. It's SQUISHY BALL. I dare you to try to say this with a straight face: "I would like Yoga Booty Ballet with Squishy Ball, please." Operators are standing by. |
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