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True Dating Stories | Tuesday, 2005 July 12 - 11:54 pm |
From 1996. OTR Girlfriend (shaking me awake): Ken? Me (groggily): Uh? OTR Girlfriend: I need tampons. Me: Urrm. OTR Girlfriend: Can you go to the store and get me some? Me: OTR Girlfriend: Just get my usual kind. Me: Uh huh. Twenty minutes later, I am at the drug store, with twelve different boxes of tampons in my hands, trying to figure out what the difference is between them. It occurs to me that I don't even know what brand she uses. And what is Super? or Super Plus? or Ultra? Is that like biggie-sizing at Wendy's? And apparently, just like at the supermarket, you have to choose between paper and plastic. I guess I must have slept through this particular class at Boyfriend School. Back at home: OTR Girlfriend: What's this? Me: What? OTR Girlfriend: These aren't my tampons. I'm going to leak all over creation. Me: Um, ha ha ha, you say that as if it were a BAD thing. OTR Girlfriend: (stony silence) Twenty minutes later, I am at the drug store again. With a note in my hand. I hand the note to the store clerk and she finds the tampons that I'm supposed to get. The clerk is not the least bit sympathetic... in fact, she seems a bit disgusted with me. Back at home: OTR Girlfriend: What's wrong? Were you embarrassed to get these for me? Me: Why would I be embarrassed? It's like that comedian said... this proves that I have a woman. It's not like I'm going to use these on myself. Ha ha ha. OTR Girlfriend: What comedian? Me: Umm... OTR Girlfriend: You can't remember anything, can you? We broke up less than 28 days later. |
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Posted by Ken in: dating, life |
Comment #1 from Crouching Hamster (Guest) 2005 Jul 13 - 5:17 pm : # |
Oh, man. I think you should get a special award for this. |