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Society: Paris Hilton Not Concerned With Looks
Sunday, 2004 September 26 - 11:23 am
In an interview on "Access Hollywood", Paris Hilton recently stated that she's no longer concerned with looks, when it comes to dating.

"Looks don't matter anymore," says Paris Hilton. "It's all about how nice they are. At this point, I want to find a guy who's right for me. I want someone who's going to treat me well and love me."

While this sounds like great news for the 98% of us who are funny-looking in some way, I somehow don't see Paris Hilton dating a fat guy, a bald guy, a short guy, a nerd, a non-white person, etc. etc. etc. If I ever see Paris Hilton dating a guy that doesn't look like a model or actor, I'll eat my hat.

Paris, you can prove me wrong by going out with me. We can go see a movie or something.

Before that happens, I should have plenty of time to make a hat out of cheese.
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