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What Were You Thinking?
Friday, 2005 August 5 - 11:55 pm
Examining the thought processes of the criminally insane.

In today's WTF news:

55-year-old Deepak Jahagirdar, a business executive, was sentenced to seven years in prison for molesting a 22-year-old woman on a Delta airlines flight. Apparently, Deepak covered the woman with a blanket, unfastened her seat belt, unbuttoned her pants, and then fondled her hoo-hah.

His thought process: "She's a woman, so she has a hoo-hah. She's asleep, and surely she won't wake up from just having her hoo-hah fondled. And if I cover it up with a blanket, that makes it all okay!"

But what I don't understand is, exactly what good did he think would come of all this?

Note to Deepak's cellmate: sleep with one eye open.

A Kansas woman came home to her apartment and discovered that strangers were hauling away her personal possessions. Apparently, the local newspaper, the Lawrence Journal-World, ran a legal ad indicating that there was unclaimed property there, property that would be thrown out if not picked up.

She managed to stop the people that were there, but by then others had already taken a bunch of stuff, INCLUDING HER KITTY-KAT. (Not to be mistaken for her hoo-hah.)

The thought process of the people who were taking things: "There's an ad in the paper. There's an apartment with a bunch of stuff in it. Surely it must be okay to waltz right in and take it, because getting free stuff with no strings attached is SUCH A COMMON OCCURRENCE!"

Some inmates at a Colorado prison went on a hunger strike to protest the fact that too many of their meals contained turkey. After five straight turkey dinners, the inmates had had enough. But they only went on a hunger strike for half an hour.

I don't think half an hour exactly counts as a hunger strike. Sometimes I go half an hour between an appetizer and an entree. It's barely enough time for Deepak Jahagirdar to get any groping in.

The prisoners' thought process: "People will GIVE A CRAP if we don't eat for half an hour."
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Comment #1 from Crouching Hamster (Guest)
2005 Aug 6 - 1:40 pm : #
WTF, indeed!

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