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Today's Dogginess
Monday, 2005 May 30 - 11:20 pm
If Paris isn't the most self-obsessed person EVER, I'll eat my hat.

Today's two-mile time: 16:48. I pushed the pace a little, so I couldn't go the third mile. But still, this is my first sub-17-minute two-mile time in a couple of years, so I'm happy. Oh, and today's French lesson: Un chapeau n'est pas un aliment. Wow, that's a useful phrase! When I meet a French girl, I'm using that one.

And speaking of France... Paris Hilton is reported to be engaged to boyfriend Paris Latsis, the shipping heir. I think that might be the ultimate in narcissism, to marry someone who has the same name as you. If they get married in Paris, you'll know that the world is officially coming to an end. Me, if I ever meet a girl named KENdra and she decides we should get married in KENtucky, I'm going to say no.

As promised, I spent Memorial Day eating burgers and drinking beer. That might not seem very memorial-y, but at least I didn't misspell words on a memorial and leave them uncorrected for sixteen years. Guess where THAT happened? Right in the great state of North Kakalakee. The Marines' motto Semper Fidelis was engraved as "Semper Fider", and Semper Paratus was engraved as "Semper Haratus", on a seven-foot granite slab in Pitt County. It's not going to be fixed, either. The scribed phrases are meaningless, though I would translate them as "Always Doggy" and "Always Irritating". Way to Support Our Troops, guys!

Lastly, I finally say "Ocean's Twelve" today. I found it to be a bit convoluted, but enjoyable nonetheless. I had to watch it twice so I could catch all the clues and hidden forward-references. I think, like "Ocean's Eleven", this is a movie that will get better the more you watch it.
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Comment #1 from olafandyjon (Guest)
2005 May 31 - 8:46 am : #
Are you friggin' kidding me?

How much do you thing the retail price of the honeymoon video will be?

Gah...so many people in the world and this is the type of person who becomes famous.

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