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Creepy Crawlies | Thursday, 2005 September 1 - 8:50 am |
The stuff my nightmares are made of. As if my bug phobia wasn't bad enough, I had to see this in yesterday's news: Yes, that's right... it's a nine-inch venomous centipede, scolopendra gigantea. NINE FREAKIN' INCHES. VENOMOUS. FORTY-TWO WRIGGLY LEGS. Kinda like Karl Rove. This monster apparently came from South America and ended up in a London apartment. Is it just me, or does it look like the guy in the photo is about to take a big bite of it? "This is the newest delicacy in London. It's great with boiled cabbage." This thing could probably eat small children. If it showed up in my house, I would go outside, lock the doors, set the place on fire, then move to another country. There's just no way I'd try to squish it. If I did, I'm sure it would end up crawling up my pant leg, delivering venom to places that are certainly in NO NEED OF ANY VENOM. Shudder. |
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Comment #1 from Crouching Hamster (Guest) 2005 Sep 1 - 3:17 pm : # |
Dear GOD I'm glad I have cats. |
Comment #2 from Jenn (Guest) 2005 Sep 1 - 4:54 pm : # |
Oh my. You couldn't even step on that thing to kill it. It would probably pick you up, spin you around and give you a toss. When I was in high school about 40000 years ago, I was sitting in study hall in the cafeteria and I saw a centipede prancing around on the floor and I was queasy for the rest of the day. |