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Chemical Warfare
Tuesday, 2006 June 13 - 9:33 pm
The ongoing struggle.

I have stinky burps.

There, I said it.

I've known this since the early 90s. My friend Samantha used to complain about it, especially after I'd been eating Chili Cheese Frito's and drinking Beck's beer. It's a deadly combination. Also found to be deadly: beef curry + Diet Coke, dried squid + vodka tonic.

Amy has come to accept my stinky burps, as long as I try to burp away from her, and if I fan away the emanations as quickly as possible.

My burps, however, have nothing on Amy's gas. Particularly during a certain time of the month. We now even have a theme song for this particular phenomenon:

Oh I, I just died in your poot tonight
It must have been something you ate
I just died in your poot tonight

Oh I, I just died in your poot tonight
It must have been some kind of beans
I should have walked away
I should have walked away

Obviously, this is sung to that Cutting Crew song from the early 90s.
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Comment #1 from Artemis (Guest)
2006 Jun 13 - 10:05 pm : #
*PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*
Comment #2 from olafandy (Guest)
2006 Jun 15 - 12:58 pm : #
Ken, do the letters TMI mean anything to you? :D

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