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Overheard
Friday, 2006 June 23 - 9:03 am
In the men's room.

I was sitting in the fortress of solitude yesterday, for my daily afternoon "business". Two guys came in to use the urinals. While peeing, they had this conversation:

GUY 1: What did you think about my continuation?
GUY 2: Your contin... wait, what?

GUY 1: When I said... <sentence inaudible over sound of peeing>
GUY 2: OH. Oh. I wanted to punch you in the jaw.

GUY 1: Um...
GUY 2: Nothing personal, but it was such a waste of time.

GUY 1: Um...
GUY 2: No offense, you know.

First observation: How do you reconcile the statements "I wanted to punch you in the jaw" and "No offense"? I mean, these are engineers... we're not in the Mafia here. "I'm gonna break your face. It's just business, nothing personal."

Second observation: Are they attempting to make up for their wasted time by discussing business while peeing?
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Comment #1 from olafandy (Guest)
2006 Jun 23 - 1:55 pm : #
OK, it's just wrong to discuss business, or anything really, while peeing. The only thing worse it people talking on cellphones while peeing...or while in the Fortress.
Comment #2 from Crouching Hamster (Guest)
2006 Jun 24 - 2:48 pm : #
Please see:
http://thisplaceisdeadanyway.blogspot.com/2005/06/10-commodements.html
and advise accordingly.

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