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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore reportedly got married on Saturday, immediately sparking the question, "So when's the divorce?" It's speculated that Demi convinced Ashton to marry her by promising they would watch SpongeBob and have ice cream afterwards.

On a fairground Ferris wheel in Berlin, Italian tourists were shocked when two men and a woman suddenly started filming a porn scene in their cabin. The price of a Ferris wheel ride was immediately hiked to twelve tickets.

ATTENTION ALL GERMANS: the North Carolina State Fair is October 14 through October 23. And, um, maybe David Hasselhoff will be there.

Mentos and soda (pop) are now weapons of mass destruction. When combined, they will create a spectacular explosion. This is according to the crack WLTX news team in South Carolina, where they are always on the lookout for WMDs.

This reminds me of something we used to do at the cafeteria at school. Take a glass of pop (soda). Sprinkle pepper on top of it until it forms a thick layer at the top. Then starting pouring salt on top of the pepper, forming a concentrated pile. When the salt becomes heavy enough, it will quickly sink through the pepper, and then... well, give it a try and see. But make sure to do this on a cafeteria tray, not on your mom's best tablecloth.

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Comment #1 from olafandyjon (Guest)
2005 Sep 27 - 12:41 pm : #

That was always fun to do the pop thing! Do things like this somehow get passed from class to class because it seems like everyone does the same little school things?

Comment #2 from elizabeth (Guest)
2005 Sep 27 - 3:19 pm : #

I feel I lived a deprived childhood, I'd never heard of the salt & pepper pop trick. Now I'll have to teach it to my nephew. It'll give me 'cool' aunt points with him and piss my brother off, a win-win.

Comment #3 from Ken (realkato)
2005 Sep 27 - 3:41 pm : #

Another fun cafeteria trick: plunk some raisins in a glass of Mountain Dew (or similar transparent soda/pop). Instant lava lamp.

Comment #4 from Noelle (Guest)
2005 Sep 27 - 4:34 pm : #

Ken, what ever happened with your girlfriend the other day? Was she really just tired and wanted to be left alone? You see, you get that when you're married from time to time, it's just a sign of being comfortable with each other.

Comment #5 from Ken (realkato)
2005 Sep 27 - 5:06 pm : #

Oh yeah, everything was fine. Amy's not the game-playing type; I was just being paranoid.

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