Real Kato Blog: Miscellany

Stupid things from all over the world.

Okay, I can't let this go by. Pat Robertson claims he leg-pressed two thousand pounds when he was 73 years old. That's about three times as much most offensive linemen in football.

If you believe in hell, you've gotta believe that there's a special section reserved for those who believe in their own divinity.

Speaking of hell, pedophiles in Holland have started their own political party, with the aim of lowering the age of consent from 18 to 12, and eventually abolishing it altogether. They also want to legalize sex with animals.

The last line of the article is interesting: "The party also said everybody should be allowed to go naked in public and promotes legalizing all soft and hard drugs and free train travel for all." Yes, that's right: this party represents sex, drugs, and... free train travel. Oh, those immoral communist bastards.

Someone has invented a cordless jump-rope. No, really. It's jump-rope handles with a weight inside to simulate the feel of a rope. There's no word on whether or not the inventor guarantees you won't look like a complete dork while using it.

I predict that next he will invent the stationary stair-climbing machine.

Paris Hilton is going to make a reggae and hip-hop album.

Yeah. Okay. Maybe the cordless jump-rope thing isn't the dumbest thing I've heard all day, after all.

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Comment #1 from olafandy (Guest)
2006 Jun 1 - 2:29 pm : #

Oh, but here's the beauty of the Pat Robertson thing...the reason he could do it is because of his "age defying protein shake!" And if you follow this link (http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.asp), you too can download the recipe...well, that is as soon as you register to be part of the CBN online web site.

Make sure you look. Pat needs at least 1 million hits or God will surely kill him.

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