Real Kato Blog: Boob Roundup

Bringing you booby news from around the country. (I can't wait to see the Google hits I get for this post.)

Okay, so, this actually works? A 76-year-old man goes door-to-door offering "free breast exams" to women, and they accept? Philip Winikoff walked around a Miami neighborhood carrying a black bag and claiming to be a doctor. At least two women in their 30s let him in to "examine" them. One became suspicious after Winikoff asked her to remove all her clothes, then began a genital exam without putting on rubber gloves. There is no word on whether Winikoff was also naked at the time, but I imagine that would have been another clue as to his insincerity.

Of course, there's also the fact that he looks like a sex-starved crazy old man.

In other boob news, Baylor University has banned female students from posing in Playboy magazine, saying that such an action would be "antithetical" to Baylor's Baptist principles. This is the same school that had outlawed dancing on campus until 10 years ago. And the same school that has one of the worst football programs in the country. Coincidence?

I think there should be a movie made about this, in the vein of "Footloose". Perhaps "Boobloose".

And in another related story, South Carolina has a bill pending that, if passed, would make the sale of sex toys illegal in South Carolina. That would be the perfect opportunity to open my sex toy shop in Lumberton, NC. That'll be much closer easier than opening one in Columbus, GA.

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Comment #1 from JuanC (Guest)
2006 Apr 25 - 2:20 pm : #

also... (on the Baylor thing) weren't they the unversity that where a baskeball player shot another baketball player over a drug deal?

Comment #2 from Phil (Guest)
2006 Apr 26 - 12:27 am : #

If some women are accepting, I guess it's accurate to say he's not *that* sex-starved, right?

Comment #3 from Mari (Guest)
2006 Apr 26 - 8:38 am : #

OMG!!11 Free breast exams?! Where do I sign up?!!!11

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