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Society: Top Ten Signs You're a Bad Driver
Sunday, 2004 April 25 - 5:47 pm
Yes, you... the one talking on the cell phone...

Top Ten Signs You're a Bad Driver:

10. Everyone is passing you. Even the school bus.

9. You hit your brakes even though you don't really need to slow down.

8. When you're about to make a turn, you hit the brakes, make everyone behind you slow down, drift slowly into the turn-out lane, and then you use your turn signal.

7. When you realize you've made a mistake and are in the wrong lane, you figure it's better to inconvenience everyone else by trying to cut over, rather than finding somewhere to turn around later.

6. When you don't know where you're going, you slow down to a crawl and make traffic back up behind you, while you try to read street signs.

5. You see traffic trying to merge but you don't make room for them to do so. (But see also #4 and #3.)

4. You try to merge into freeway traffic at half the speed of the cars already on the freeway.

3. You pass someone and then expect him to let you cut in front of him when your lane runs out, even though you knew your lane was going to run out and you could have merged behind him.

2. When you're first in line at a stop light and it turns green, you don't go right away because you're fiddlling with something instead of paying attention.

1. You don't even notice how irritated all the other drivers around you are. (Probably because you were talking on your cell phone.)
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